Best, funniest fantasy football team names for 2020

Some will tell you that studying rankings and auction values is the most important part of your preseason fantasy preparation; others will say it’s coming up with a sleeper list or draft cheat sheet. Do those things matter? Sure, I guess…I don’t know. Who cares? We all know what really matters — what can make or break your season and determine if it’s successful before the first down of football is played in  2020 — is whether you come up with a funny or creative fantasy football team name. Better yet — coming up with the best fantasy team name. 

We already know this season is going to be crazy, which is saying something since fantasy football seasons are always crazy. You still have to worry about first-round picks tearing their ACLs and other starters being taken out near the goal, but now you also have to worry about a dude going on the COVID-19 reserve list the morning of a game. There’s nothing you can do about any of that, so focus on the one thing you can control: Your team name.

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Not all of our player-name puns are winners. For every “Chark Week” there’s a “Cute As a Sutton.” (Can you tell which is supposed to be the good one?) We have some lengthy ones, like “I Live in a Van Down By the River” and some quick-hitters, like “Boyd Rage.” There are pandemic-related suggestions, like “Drew Lockdown,” “Stay in Mahomes,” and “We’re Allen in This Together,” as well as politically inspired ones, like “Gallup Poll,” “Ad Hockenson Committee,” “Cooper d’etat,” and “The Mixon Administration.” Don’t worry, though — we have something for the Left (“Green New Deal”) and the Right (“Build The Waller!”). We’re inclusive like that. 

2020 STANDARD FANTASY RANKINGS:
Quarterback | Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | D/ST | Kicker | Superflex | Top 200

Of course, we also have some classics, like “Lamar the Merrier,” “Last Night I Took an El(liott),” “Another ‘Quon Bites the Dust,” “Finding Deebo,” and “Chubby Chasers,” as well as new favorites, such as “Batman and Dobbins,” “Call of Jeudy,” “Jalen Thee Stallion”, “Burrowito Bowl,” and “Fresh Prince of Helaire.”

2020 PPR RANKINGS:
Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | Superflex | Top 200

We’ll fully admit we’re volume shooters with our list of potential team names. We’ve been compiling these for years, so some aren’t exactly on the cutting edge of modern pop culture (if they ever were). But all it takes is one good one to win over the people your league — or even just one bad one to inspire you to think of something better. After all, the best team names tend to be inside jokes or possibly offensive material that we can’t put here, so you’re on your own for those. Just, you know, be careful you don’t get canceled or anything because people aren’t screwing around in 2020. 

2020 FANTASY SLEEPERS:
6 QBs | 16 RBs | 14 WRs | 10 TEs | 5 D/STs | One from each team

You might not get all — or most — of the references below, so either ignore those or go to your local library to research them. Either way, you’re in the right place if you’re looking to start your season off right!

FANTASY DRAFT STRATEGIES: 
Snake draft | Auction | Best ball | IDP

Best fantasy football team names for 2020

Clyde Edwards-Helaire 

Fresh Prince Of Helaire 

That’s Helairious  

Clyde And Go Seek 

Courtland Sutton 

Night Courtland 

King Of The Courtland/Royal Courtland 

Always Up To Sutton 

Cute As A Sutton 

Corn Cobb Pipe And A Sutton Nose And Two Eyes Made Out Of Cole (You’ll need Randall Cobb, Courtland Sutton, Cole Beasley for this one, but definitely worth it) 

Nick Chubb 

Chubb Pack 

Chubby Chasers 

We Be Chubbin’ 

Nick Of Time 

Nick Heads 

Amari Cooper 

Giorgio Amari 

Amari 2600 

Amari Teenage Riot 

Have Yourself Amari Little Christmas 

That’s Amari! 

Palace Cooper/Cooper d’etat 

2020 STANDARD FANTASY RANKINGS:
Quarterback | Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | D/ST | Kicker | Superflex | Top 200

Zach Ertz 

MegaErtz 

Death Ertz-tificate 

A.J. Green 

Green New Deal 

Joe Mixon 

Catalina Wine Mixon 

Mixon It Up 

The Mixon Administration 

Mixon Match 

Christian McCaffrey 

Golden McCaffrey 

Onward Christian Solder 

Fanatical Christians/Christian Missionaries 

Christian Kirk 

(see above) 

(see below) 

2020 FANTASY SLEEPERS:
6 QBs | 16 RBs | 14 WRs | 10 TEs | 5 D/STs | One from each team

Kirk Cousins 

Captain Kirks 

Kissing Cousins 

Lamar Jackson 

Lamar The Merrier 

View From Lamar 

Joe Burrow 

JOEVID-19 

Beg, Burrow, And Steal 

Burrowito Bowl (or any variation of “Burrito” you enjoy) 

Alvin Kamara 

KamaraVirus

Lights, Kamara, Action 

Kamara Shy/Instant Kamara 

The Kamara Adds 10 Pounds/The Kamara Loves You 

Alvin And The Chipmunks 

Dak Prescott 

Dakstreet’s Back 

Baby Got Dak 

Dak And Yellow 

Prescott Your Luck 

Full-Court Prescott

Tyreek Hill 

Kings Of The Hill 

Hill Toppers 

Hyde And Tyreek 

Get Your Tyreek On 

Hill Street Blues 

‘Reek Havoc/Havoc ‘Reekers 

2020 PPR RANKINGS:
Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | Superflex | Top 200

Baker Mayfield 

Baker Of Chains 

Mayfield Of Dreams 

Baker Mayfields Forever 

Shake-N-Bakers 

Baking Bad 

JuJu Smith-Schuster 

King Of The JuJu’s 

Bad/Good JuJu 

JuJu Know What I’m Sayin’?  

JK Dobbins 

Haha JK LOL 

Batman And Dobbins 

Rockin’ Dobbins 

Dobbins And Stealin’ 

James Conner 

Conner Air 

Ex-Conners 

The James Gang 

DJ Chark

Baby Chark/Chark Attack/Chark Week

Kyler Murray 

Murray Convention 

Murray-Up Offense 

Cobra Kyler 

George Kittle 

Kittle One 

Pot Calling The Kittle Black 

Le’Veon Bell 

Le’Veon On A Prayer 

Highway To Bell 

Saved By Le’Bell 

Drew Brees 

Touchdown Breesus 

Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy/Breesy Does It 

Life’s A Brees 

Bad And BouBrees 

Brees The Sheriff 

Ezekiel Elliott 

Last Night I Took An El(liott) 

Hide And Go Zeke/Zeke And You Shall Find 

Zeke Squad  

Ezekiel 25:17 

The Zeke Shall Inherit The Earth 

Larry Fitzgerald 

99 Problems But A Fitz Ain’t One 

Get Fitz Or Die Tryin’ 

Marquise Brown 

Hooray For Hollywood 

Hollywood Squares 

2020 STANDARD FANTASY RANKINGS:
Quarterback | Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | D/ST | Kicker | Superflex | Top 200

Adam Thielen 

I Gotta Thielen/Hooked On A Thielen/More Than A Thielen/Can’t Stop The Thielen 

Thielen Like Makin’ Love 

Adam Bomb 

Up And Adam 

AJ Dillon

Killin’ With Dillon

Todd Gurley 

2 Gurleys, 1 Kupp 

Gone Gurley 

Gurleys Just Want To Have Fun 

Brown Eyed Gurley 

The Gurley Gates 

Cooper Kupp 

(see top one above) 

Red Solo Kupp 

Palace Cooper/Cooper d’etat 

Saquon Barkley 

Saquaratine Barkley

Another ‘Quon Bites The Dust 

All Barkley, No Bite/My Barkley Is Louder Than My Bite

Watch What You Saquon 

Van Jefferson

I Live In A Van Down By The River

CeeDee Lamb 

Lamb Skewers/Lamb Chops/etc. 

Portable CeeDee Player 

CeeDee Burner 

High-Yield CeeDee 

2020 FANTASY SLEEPERS:
6 QBs | 16 RBs | 14 WRs | 10 TEs | 5 D/STs | One from each team

Carson Wentz 

Wentz Upon A Time  

Just Say Wentz 

Mercedes Wentz 

From Wentz We Came 

Go Wentz, Young Man 

North By North Wentz 

Darwin Thompson 

Darwinism 

All I Do Is Darwin 

Blake Jarwin 

(see above) 

2020 PPR RANKINGS:
Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | Superflex | Top 200

Noah Fant 

Fantom Of The Opera/Fantom Menace 

Fant Man 

What Do You Noah ‘Bout It? 

Darren Waller 

Build The Waller!/Against The Waller/etc. 

Stefon Diggs 

Diggs In A Blanket 

Can You Diggs It? 

DK Metcalf

Golden Metcalf

Robert Woods 

Woods You Rather? 

Cabin In The Woods 

Hayden Hurst

Hurst Things Hurst

It Was The Best Of Times, It Was The Hurst Of Times (etc.)

Calvin Ridley 

Get Ridley Of ‘Em 

T.J. Hockenson 

Ad Hockenson Committee 

Hockenson A Loogie 

Kenny Golladay 

Golladay Inn Express 

Jimmy Garoppolo 

Nuthin’ But A Jimmy G Thang  

Jimmy G-String Divas 

Deebo Samuel 

Finding Deebo 

Son Of Samuel 

Mecole Hardman 

Don’t You Forget About Mecole 

Mecole, Myself And I 

Get Hardman 

Henry Ruggs III 

Bearskin Ruggs/Area Ruggs/etc. 

Raheem Mostert 

Host With The Mostert 

Mostert Likely To Succeed 

Tevin Coleman 

Coleman Coolers 

Old Chunk Of Coleman 

Seventh Tevin/Tevin Can Wait/I’ve Died And Gone To Tevin/Stairway To Tevin 

Mike Evans 

(see above and replace “Tevin” with “Evans”) 

Devin Singletary 

(see above and replace “Tevin” with “Devin”) 

Young, Free, and Singletary 

Kenyan Drake 

Easy Drake Oven 

Life Is What You Drake It 

Drake It Til You Make It (or Fake it Til You Drake It) 

I Do What I Kenyan/Yes We Kenyan! 

Grand Kenyan 

OutDrake

Michael Gallup 

Gallup Poll 

Julio Jones 

Dr. Julio 

Game of Jones 

Ben Roethlisberger 

Roethlisberger Helper 

Golden Tate 

Tate Is Enough 

Tate Misbehavin’ 

Golden Rush/Good As Golden/Golden Idols 

2020 FANTASY SLEEPERS:
6 QBs | 16 RBs | 14 WRs | 10 TEs | 5 D/STs | One from each team

Deshaun Watson 

MegaWatson 

Turn Down For Watson 

Deshaun Of The Dead 

DeSean Jackson 

(see last one above)

Alshon Jeffery

(see above) 

Tyler Lockett 

Stone Cold Lockett 

Pop-Lockett-Drop It 

Hot Lockett 

Pocket Lockett 

Drew Lock  

(see most above) 

Drew Lockdown

Allen Robinson 

We’re Allen This Together 

Here’s To You, Mr. Robinson 

Keenen Allen 

(see first one above) 

Peach Keenan 

Jarvis Landry 

Gym, Tan, Landry 

Dirty Landry 

Landry Service 

Chris Godwin 

There Is A Godwin! 

All I Do Is Godwin 

D.J. Moore 

Gimme Moore 

Mark Ingram 

Ingram Toenails 

Austin Ekeler 

Austin Powers

What The Ekeler? 

DeAndre Hopkins 

Don’t ‘Nuk It Til Your Try It/’Nuk Three Times/’Nuk ‘Nuk Joke 

Going ‘Nuklear/’Nuklear Option/’Nuklear Blast 

Tyler Boyd 

Yeaaaaaaaaah Booooooooooooyd! 

Boyd Rage 

Avoid The Boyd 

Kareem Hunt 

Krispy Kareems 

Thick Of The Hunt/In The Hunt/Big-Game Hunting 

Jared Goff 

Goff Button/Turn Your Head And Goff/Cover Your Goff

Turn Goff The Lights 

G’off My Lawn 

Tarik Cohen 

Cohen Of Silence 

Odell Beckham Jr. 

O-Dell No! 

Dude, You’re Getting O-Dell! 

Patrick Mahomes 

Mahomes Boys 

Mahomes Is Where The Heart Is 

Mahomes Cookin’ 

Home Sweet Mahomes/Never Leaving Mahomes/Stay At Mahomes

Will Fuller V

Fuller House 

Fuller Up! 

You’re Fuller Of S*** 

Where There’s A Will, There’s A Way 

Will Powered 

Wilson Phillips (Just draft Russell Wilson, Philip Rivers, and Phillip Lindsay…it’s not hard) 

Philip Rivers 

A Rivers Runs Through It 

Marlon Mack 

Born To Mack/Return Of The Mack 

Travis Kelce 

Kelce Lately 

Leonard Fournette 

Fournettecation 

Nothing But Fournette 

Miles Sanders 

100 Miles And Runnin’ 

I Would Walk 500 Miles 

Head In The Sanders/Belt Sanders/Quick Sanders/Sanders Castles

Emmanuel Sanders 

(see last one above)

O’ Come, O’ Come Emmanuel 

Derrick Henry 

Oil Derricks 

2020 STANDARD FANTASY RANKINGS:
Quarterback | Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | D/ST | Kicker | Superflex | Top 200

Brandin Cooks 

Ain’t No Such Thing As Halfway Cooks 

Too Many Cooks 

Dalvin Cook 

(see above) 

Jared Cook 

(see above) 

Davante Adams  

Adams Bomb 

Wings Of A Davante 

Davante’s Inferno 

DeVante Parker 

(see above) 

Illegal Parker 

Walk In The Parker 

Josh Jacobs 

Jacobs Ladder 

N’Keal Harry 

Even N’Keal 

License To N’Keal/If Looks Could N’Keal 

Jalen Reagor 

Jalen Thee Stallion 

T.Y. Hilton 

T.Y. Dolla $ign 

T.Y. Very Much 

Sony Michel 

My Little Sony/Sony Tails 

Say It Ain’t Sony 

Sony Side Up 

Jerry Jeudy 

Judge Jeudy 

Call Of Jeudy 

Allen Lazard 

Lazard King 

Lazard Focus/Lazard Pointer/Lazard Beam 

Preston Williams 

Full-Court Preston 

Preston Your Luck 

Austin Hooper 

Austin Powers 

Jumping Through Hoopers 

Mike Gesicki 

Gesicki To My Stomach 

Cam Newton 

Steady Cams 

Lights, Cam, Action 

Cam Akers 

(see above) 

Green Akers 

Tom Brady 

Here’s My Number, So Call Me Brady 

Once, Twice, Three Times A Brady 

Diontae Johnson 

A Hill To Diontae 

Darius Slayton 

Double Darius 

Slayton Queen!/Slayton All Day 

2020 PPR RANKINGS:
Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | Superflex | Top 200

Jonathan Taylor 

Taylor Made 

Ke’Shawn Vaughn 

It’s Vaughn Like Donkey Kong 

Lock And Ke’Shawn 

Ryan Tannehill 

Gym, Tannehill, Laundry 

Gardner Minshew 

Taming Of The Minshew 

Howdy, Gardners 

Duke Johnson 

You Make Me Want To Duke 

Johnson And More Johnson (since there’s a good chance people will draft David and Duke)

Jamison Crowder 

Crowder Control/Capacity Crowder/Sold Out Crowder/Three’s a Crowder

Clam Crowder 

Crowder Heads

2020 STANDARD FANTASY RANKINGS:
Quarterback | Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | D/ST | Kicker | Superflex | Top 200

Julian Edelman 

Ladies And Edelman 

Stop The Spreadelman

Dede Westbrook 

Throw Some Dedes On That B**** 

Go Westbrook, Young Man 

Parris Campbell 

We’ll Always Have Parris/Last Tango In Parris 

Tee Higgins 

Spill The Tee 

Tee It Up 

Aaron Rodgers 

To Aaron Is Human 

Aaron On The Side Of Caution 

Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood 

Aaron Jones 

(See first two above) 

Derek Carr 

Dude, Where’s My Carr? 

Sterling Shepard 

Sterling Record/Sterling Silver 

Matthew Stafford 

Stafford Infection 

Dwayne Haskins 

Haskins For A Friend/Thanks For Haskins 

Haskins Robbins 

Dwayne’s World 

Dwyane Maskins

Jalen Hurd

Hurd Immunity

Mohamed Sanu 

Sanu Jack City 

2020 PPR RANKINGS:
Running back | Wide receiver | Tight end | Superflex | Top 200

Matt Ryan 

Song Of Matty Ice And Fire 

Saving Matt Ryan 

Jack Doyle 

I’ve Doyled Myself 

Doyle Rules! 

Doyled Alive/Doyling Point/Bring To A Doyle 

Jason Witten 

At Witten’s End 

C.J. Uzomah 

Secret Of The Uzomah 

Nick Foles 

Foles In One 

Mitchell Trubisky 

Trubisky Patrol 

Too Good to be Trubisky 

Get Mitch Or Die Tryin’ 

Life’s A Mitch/Son Of A Mitch/Mitch Please (and so on) 

2020 FANTASY SLEEPERS:
6 QBs | 16 RBs | 14 WRs | 10 TEs | 5 D/STs | One from each team

Ito Smith 

All You Can Ito 

Ito, Drink, And Be Merry 

You Are What You Ito  

Gus Edwards 

Gus Station/Gus Stop/Back Up the Gus/Get on the Gus 

Every Day I’m Gustlin’ 

Kerryon Johnson 

Kerryon My Wayward Son 

Keep Calm and Kerryon 

Frank Gore

Gore-ronavirus

2020 FANTASY SLEEPERS:
6 QBs | 16 RBs | 14 WRs | 10 TEs | 5 D/STs | One from each team

Zack Moss 

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss 

Uno Moss, Por Favor 

Dare Ogunbowale 

Double Dare/Go Ahead, I Dare You 

Jamaal Williams 

Jamaal About That Bass 

Damien Harris 

Harris Wheels 

Notre Damien 

Rex Burkhead 

Burkhead Of The Class 

Rex-N-Effect 

Rex Appeal 

Rashaad Penny 

Runnin’ Rashaad Over You 

Penny For Your Thoughts 

Penny Candy 

The Penny Is Mightier 

Giovani Bernard 

Giovani Vidi Vici 

Robbie Gould 

Gould Members 

Steven Hauschka 

The Hauschka Always Wins 

Matt Prater 

Livin’ On A Prater 

Praters Gonna Hate 

Ka’imi Fairbairn 

All’s Fairbairn In Love And War 

Harrison Butler 

Butker? Butker? Anyone? Butker? 

Justin Tucker 

Yippee Ki Yay Justin Tucker 

Joey Slye 

You Slye Dog/Slye As A Fox 

Graham Gano 

Golden Grahams 

Do It For The ‘Graham 

InstaGraham 

Michael Badgley 

Badgley Of Honor

Vinnie Iyer, Jordan Heck, Tony Fortier-Bensen, Jacob Camenker, Billy Heyen and Ellis Williams all contributed to this article.

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